Hello! My name isJerry Seinfeldand I would love to meet you!
Nice to meet you! I’m Jerry Seinfeld, and I’m ready to play a starring role in your heart! If you like my charming smile and sandy-brown hair, maybe we could write our own sitcom together? I can handle the “Sit” part, at least.
At my core, I’m a Hollywood dog. I’m always looking for new friends to play with and cool cars to ride in. I’m very relaxed when my human is behind the wheel. If I had my way, we’d go driving all the time to meet up with new pupper pals all across town.
Want to hear a joke I’ve been working on? Here it is: “What’s the deal with shelter food? They should feed it to the dogs!” What do you think? Need’s work, right? You’ll find out that I’m very vocal and love to talk about anything and everything. That’s a good trait for a comedian like me to have!
Did I mention I’m an excellent learner? I know how to sit and my “Good Canine Exam” was a breeze! I follow the other dogs out to potty and haven’t made any indoor accidents yet. Sometimes I even jump up on top of my kennel, to prove that I know where it is!
Speaking of jumping, the rescue could have named me Jerry Springer since I can jump up so high! I can easily clear a 6-foot fence, especially if I see a little fuzzy thing scurrying around. I LOVE the thrill of the chase and I would be a great little athlete! Who needs a sports car when you can have a sports dog?
The best thing about me is that I’m good with humans. That goes for pretty much all shapes and sizes, I just love you goofy folks. I’m ready to leave show-business behind and join my forever home.
I’m so excited to meet you! Please, send in an application with my name on it, and I’ll have my people call your people. I know our future together a will be a big hit!
At my core, I’m a Hollywood dog. I’m always looking for new friends to play with and cool cars to ride in. I’m very relaxed when my human is behind the wheel. If I had my way, we’d go driving all the time to meet up with new pupper pals all across town.
Want to hear a joke I’ve been working on? Here it is: “What’s the deal with shelter food? They should feed it to the dogs!” What do you think? Need’s work, right? You’ll find out that I’m very vocal and love to talk about anything and everything. That’s a good trait for a comedian like me to have!
Did I mention I’m an excellent learner? I know how to sit and my “Good Canine Exam” was a breeze! I follow the other dogs out to potty and haven’t made any indoor accidents yet. Sometimes I even jump up on top of my kennel, to prove that I know where it is!
Speaking of jumping, the rescue could have named me Jerry Springer since I can jump up so high! I can easily clear a 6-foot fence, especially if I see a little fuzzy thing scurrying around. I LOVE the thrill of the chase and I would be a great little athlete! Who needs a sports car when you can have a sports dog?
The best thing about me is that I’m good with humans. That goes for pretty much all shapes and sizes, I just love you goofy folks. I’m ready to leave show-business behind and join my forever home.
I’m so excited to meet you! Please, send in an application with my name on it, and I’ll have my people call your people. I know our future together a will be a big hit!
More About Me:
- Breed: Siberian Husky Mix
- Gender: Male
- Color: Black, Brown and White
- Age: 2.5 years
- Weight: 55 lbs
- Energy Level: Medium
- Location: Arkansas
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